This just in...
Baseball Commissioner Bud "Bud" Selig has announced that Washington nationals pitcher will be allowed to make his umpiring calls tonight on balls and strikes, as well as plays at first base.
"I am invoking my 'best interests of the game' powers in advance to prevent any possibility of another travesty of baseball justice such as was perpetrated last week by Jim Joyce. This isn't Armando Galarrage we're talkjng abut here; it's Steven Fucking Strasburg."
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